If you’re like most people, you probably don’t like the taste of SARMs. You know what I’m talking about… that gross-tasting alcohol flavor.
Of course, most of us just suck it up and use our alcohol-flavored SARMs, but what if I said that you could get sour gummy flavored SARMs?
I’ve recently been trying out the SARMs from Rats Army, and I want to write a full review article on their FLAVORED SARMs…
And, of course, the results I’ve been getting from this stack of RAD 140 and Ostarine. So, grab a cup of coffee, and let’s get to it.
My Rat’s Army Review
NOTE: As of 2022, Rats Army has shut down. I now recommend Chemyo—if you click there and use the code “MD10” you will get 10% off.
If you had told me that flavored SARMs existed just a few months ago, I would’ve thought that was the most ridiculous idea of all time.
Like most people, I just thought that you had to deal with the weird, alcohol taste of SARMs. Of course, I just sucked it up and didn’t complain.
After getting shipped some chewy fruit candy flavored RAD 140 from Rats Army though, I have to say… I’ve seriously changed my mind.
It isn’t just RAD 140, though. They’ve got all kinds of flavored SARMs:
- Ostarine (MK 2866)
- Ligandrol (LGD 4033)
- Ibutamoren (MK 677)
- Cardarine (GW 501516)
Hell, they’ve even got flavored Tadalafil for sale on their website. I don’t know what Cialis has to do with SARMs, but hey, I can’t complain.
Is Rats Army Legit?
Now obviously, the most important thing is whether or not your SARMs are actually legit. Who cares if they taste good, but don’t work… right?
Thankfully though, after being on their RAD 140 and Ostarine for about a month now, I can personally tell you that their SARMs are 100% legit.
| Ostarine | RAD 140 |
|---|---|
| 99.4% Pure | 99.7% Pure |
| 25mg/ml | 20mg/ml |
| $57.99/bottle | $61.99/bottle |
I took the liberty of taking a “before and after” picture, which you can check out below. That’s just from 30 days of being on their flavored SARMs—so far, Rats Army gets a 5-star review from me.
And, when I’m completely done with this 90-day cycle, I’ll put the full before and after results, right here. I can’t WAIT to see what I look like.
My Experience w/ Rats Army
From the start, my experience with Rats Army was pretty good. Their website navigation is easy enough, finding the product you want is a cinch, and they’ve got competitive prices and good customer support, as well.
Like many SARMs companies, Rats Army suffers from payment processors shutting them down. Even so, Rats Army has managed to find a way to offer different payment options, ranging from Bitcoin to even credit card.
Once I ordered my SARMs (for research purposes on my lab rat of course), they arrived very quickly (within a week), and from there I was able to start giving my Rat’s Army SARMs to my lab rat (lol).
My Results With Them
Now, Like I said… I’m only about 30 days into my cycle, and I’ll post the full 90 day stack results in about two months when I finish this cycle.
Just like I published my SARMs before and after results, after taking Ostarine, Cardarine, and Ligandrol, I’ll do it for this stack, too.
But, so far, these are some of the best SARMs results I’ve ever had… and they taste like a freaking gummy bear, too. Great results, and great taste.
For 30 days, I’ve been taking:
- 20 mg Testolone/Day ($63.98/bottle)
- 25 mg Ostarine/Day ($58.98/bottle)
This has been my SARMs bulking stack so far. I haven’t gotten my body fat measured yet, but I’ve put on 9 pounds in the past 30 days alone.
That probably means I lost at LEAST 3-4 pounds of fat, and put on around 9-10 pounds of muscle or so. My strength has also gone WAY up.
What Do Flavored SARMs Taste Like?
Like I said, they taste delicious. They’re some of the best SARMs I’ve ever had, and they taste like a freaking gumdrop for God’s sake.
I will admit, the RAD 140 tastes a lot better than the Ostarine, though. I think they’re probably just improving their formula or something.
Either way, to take their liquid SARMs, just squeeze the dropper to measure out your dosage, and put them right onto your tongue.
I usually let them sit under my tongue for 15 seconds or so, because it’s been proven to hit you way faster when you take them this way [1].
Why I Prefer Liquid SARMs
As I’ve said before, I’m a big fan of liquid SARMs, because they’ve usually got a higher chance of being legitimate than powdered SARMs.
In my experience, powdered SARMs aren’t always fake, but most of the time, if a company wants to make a quick buck, they won’t go through the extra hassle of turning their powdered SARMs into liquid form, and buying all the dropper bottles.
Now, are there FAKE liquid SARMs? Yeah, of course. No shit. That’s Why I’ve exposed these scammy SARMs for sale before on my blog (read that).
In general though, most scam companies don’t want to spend an extra $5,000 on liquid preservatives and dropper bottles for their fake SARMs.
So, if you’re in doubt, and you don’t know where to get legit stuff, it’s usually a good choice to go with a vendor who sells liquid SARMs.
Shipping
All in all, I was pretty satisfied with how fast their flavored RAD 140 and Ostarine got to my doorstep. It was shipped in less than 24 hours.
The package was pretty discreet, all it said was my address, and the address of where it was sent from. It said nothing about SARMs at all. Overall I’d give the shipping a 10/10.
My package was very well put together, which unfortunately, is uncommon in the world of SARMs scammers and bullshit.
I’ve had several shipments from different vendors come in, and when I opened it, they were leaking fucking SARMs juice all over the place. A lot of research chems companies have terrible shipping like this.
Thankfully though, the SARMs stack I got from Rats Army arrived within just a few days, and it’s a good thing, too. I couldn’t wait to start my cycle.
Frequently Asked Questions
Now, I’m sure you probably have a lot of questions. I definitely didn’t know what the FUCK I was doing for my first SARMs cycle.
So, I’ve compiled a list of some of the most common questions I get, about the best dosages, liquid SARMs, how to take them, and more.
If you feel like I left anything out, just leave me a comment down below. It might take me some time to respond, but I always try my best to do so.
What Do Liquid SARMs Taste Like?
Normally, most liquid SARMs taste like rubbing alcohol. This is due to the preservative that they put in the vials, to keep the SARMs fresh.
When you buy from Rats Army though, you’ll get the best SARMs you’ll ever taste. Seriously, I was pretty shocked when I first tasted them.
Most SARMs taste AWFUL, and of course, most dudes suck it up, because they want to get jacked. There’s nothing wrong with this at all.
But, if you had the choice, why wouldn’t you just get some SARMs that not only TASTE good, but that work really fucking well? Seems obvious.
Why Do My SARMs Taste So Bad?
Most SARMs taste absolutely disgusting, because they’re filled with ethyl alcohol, a common preservative used to keep them fresh [2].
And while this preservative does its job, and stops bacteria from growing in your Ostarine bottles, it also tastes pretty fucking nasty.
Obviously, if you already bought some regular (non-flavored) SARMs, just take them and get jacked. You’ll thank yourself later.
But, if you have the choice, I’d highly recommend you invest in some fruit chewy flavored SARMs. It makes them way easier to take sublingually.
Can I Mix Them With Something Else?
If you absolutely can’t stand the taste of non-flavored SARMs, then yes, it’s completely okay to mix it with something else to make it taste better.
When I was on my cycle from Proven Peptides, I would just drop my daily dosage into a glass of water, chug it down, rinse, and repeat.
If you want, you can also mix it with a glass of orange juice, grape juice, or some other type of liquid that’s sweet, to mask the flavor of alcohol.
How Do You Take Liquid SARMs?
Taking liquid SARMs is pretty simple. They come in a little dropper bottle, so you just squeeze the dropper until it’s full, then put it in your mouth.
For my current SARMs stack, I’m taking 20mg of RAD 140 and 25mg of Ostarine each day, which is about one full dropper of each.
Personally, I just take them first thing in the morning. I down my delicious SARMs, chug my Nitraflex pre workout, and hit the gym.
Rats Army Coupon Code
The guys over at Rats Army hooked me up with a pretty generous coupon code, you can use to get 20% off your entire order.
They’re a brand new company, and they’re still growing, so they’re pretty eager to get their SARMs in the hands of eager young bucks like yourself.
Just plug in the code “MD20” and you’ll get 20% off on whatever delicious, flavored SARMs you want to buy. You can keep re-using that discount code, too—it never expires.
And by the way, Rats Army is currently having a sale on their mass stack, which combines MK-677 and Yk-11 all in one.
So, if you’re a beginner newbie who’s desperate to get jacked, I SERIOUSLY urge you to check that mass stack out.
You’ll be shredded in no time.
The Bottom Line
All in all, I’m pretty excited about the flavored SARMs I got from these guys. So far, their RAD 140 and Ostarine have been treating me well.
In fact, in just 30 days, the scale has gone up by 9 whole fucking pounds… and that’s including the 3-4 pounds of fat that I lost, too.
If you want to use the code “MD10” you can get 10% off on your first SARMs order… I highly recommend you try their mass stack.
As always, if you guys have any questions, feel free to let me know in the comments section down below. I LOVE reviewing new supplements for a living, and I hope you guys all enjoyed the article! I’ll see you next time.
❓ What Do SARMs Taste Like?
Normally, SARMs taste pretty bad. This is because manufacturers use ethyl alcohol, a common preservative, to prevent the SARMs from going bad. While this is certainly a good thing, it can cause your SARMs to taste pretty disgusting.
This is why I recommend opting for some flavored SARMs, such as the ones from Rat's Army. Their SARMs taste like fruity gummy bears, and they're still extremely effective (I tested them myself). To see my results, read the full article.
❓ Why Do My SARMs Taste Like Alcohol
If your SARMs taste like alcohol, it's because the manufacturer you purchased them from is using ethyl alcohol to preserve them. While it certainly doesn't taste good, many manufacturers use this compound to prevent their SARMs from going bad.
❓ Do SARMs Taste Bad?
It depends on where you get them from, but most liquid SARMs taste pretty bad. This is because of the preservatives that manufacturers put in their SARMs to prevent them from getting a bacterial infection.
Rat's Army has a new line of flavored SARMs on the market however, which taste like gummy bears. I tried them for 30 days and posted my results here, and let me tell you something... not only do their SARMs work, but they taste pretty damn good, as well!
So how many vials do u need to do a 30 day test trial
I’m in my 50s and wondered if this is safe for my age group and also what is the best dosage? Thank you.
Trying the Mass Stack fourth day is tomorrow. I can feel myself getting stronger. In any case how often can you use SARM’s in a year.
Thank you!
Nice! Usually you want to take 3-4 months off between cycles. Some people do more, some people do less. I usually recommend at least 3 months, though.
What calorie surplus did you run for your first 30 days to gain 9-10 pounds?
I stopped counting past an extra 1,000 calories per day, and basically just watched for spillover (to see if I was gaining any body fat, and if I was then I’d dial back a bit)
Hi there I’m already on TRT and wondered if it’s cool to keep taking my Test while I cycle Sarms. Thanks
I know plenty of guys who do that to get even better gains, man
Hey Mike Im sure this is a day late & a dollar short butt yess you can run the sarms & your trt at same time and feel great. Also added bonus is you never need an anti-estrogen or anything like that as your body no longer produces these hormones naturally. The Test from the trt will work like a stacker of pure testosterone. As a side note run ligandrol with yor test(trt) & the libido effects will blow your mind…
Hey Jon, I’ve just order my first Sarms from rat army, I’m thinking of just doing one cycle, if I stop after one cycle will I be able to maintain my gains made from it or will I have to continue cycling?
Hey, Han. You will keep around 80-85% of your gains if you do a proper PCT and keep training hard/following a good diet.
Hey Jon
Would like to order Rad 140…
Thanks Ken
Only have credit card
Hey, Ken. Lots of SARMs companies can’t take cards, because major companies like Visa, Mastercard, etc., don’t like SARMs companies (since they’re currently in a legal gray zone). I’ve paid with Bitcoin and eCheck though and it was 100% fine.
Hi Jon! Love your website man! Thanks for providing such valuable knowledge and insight into the world of SARMs. Quick question I’m currently running Ostarine, RAD-140, YK-11, and MK-677. I take the MK-677 at night as it makes me super lethargic to the point that I can barely stay awake let alone function. And I have been splitting the dosages of Ostarine, RAD-140, and YK-11 between .5ml in the morning and .5ml in the evening. Do you think this is necessary or would I be better off taking the full 1ml in the morning and calling it a day? Only reason I split dosages is that I’ve read RAD-140 has a half life of about 16 hours and YK-11 has a half life of 6-10 hours. And I know Ostarine has a half life of 24 hours but I have splitting it anyways. Thanks in advanced!
Personally I just did it once a day, but for YK-11 maybe 2x a day might be a better idea. Sorry about the late response, hope you figured this out!
Were you able to keep the muscle gains after you came off of your first round of SARMs? Looks like you may have lost a bit of weight between the two sets of before/after pictures.
Good question. I’m not as lean, but am still just as strong. Also keep in mind that YT videos aren’t always the best reflection of my current physique, because the lighting in my recording room isn’t good at all (working on this).
Follow my IG if you want to keep up with my current physique, though. I post most of my results and fitness stuff there 🙂
Hey Jon, which of the 2 companies is cheaper? PP or Rats Army? Also i have alot of fat to lose and i still want to look jacked, would you say Ostarine and Rad 140 to start out be a good stack? Im new to sarms and nervous about my heart/health. Shiuld i start with those 2 for 8 weeks and the PCT for 8 weeks? Thanks for any info bro
My body type currently looks like you can tell i kinda work out but that i also wont say no to a free donut ?
I don’t know off the top of my head, but I know that Rat’s Army gives you a bigger discount (20% with the code “MD20”) – RAD 140 and Ostarine would be a very powerful stack combo, too.
I’m not too concerned about health ramifications (most studies show they’re very safe), but I’m not a doctor and this is not medical advice 😉
Hey Jon, is it possible to see the chromatogram for the HPLC test for Rat’s Army SARMs? Other websites have the chromatograms for the SARMs available for viewing. Also what payment methods does Rat’s Army accept?
You can click on each individual product and see the 3rd party lab tests for each one. They accept eCheck (like most SARMs companies), since credit/debit cards and PayPal usually block SARMs companies from doing business through their payment processors.
Jon, tonight I just ordered my RAD-140 and MK-677 from Rat’s Army and they have a sale going from today (Dec 24) till New Years day for a whopping 35%!! So excited to try their SARMs, especially since this month’s flavor is sour apple. Granted, two of their 30mL bottles of RAD-140 are equal in dosage to one 60mL from Proven Peptides, but I’m willing to give any new proven reliable company a chance. And I think it should be interesting to go sublingual with RA’s liquids versus dropping them into a glass of water or juice like PP. Sounds like both companies are honest and on the level. Thanks for pointing us in their direction, Jon.
Yeah, I was about to alert everyone on my email list about the sale – it’s MASSIVE! Both PP and Rat’s Army have been good to me, but the advantage Rat’s Army has is that their SARMs are flavored.
Jon, I just watched this Youtube video where Greg Doucette highlighted a bill going through the US Congress by Senators Grassley & Whitehouse proposing that SARMs be banned in the new year. Have you seen this? What do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S7f7c9ivhE
I was concerned at first too, but apparently they tried to do the same thing in 2018 and nobody gave a fuck, lol. I doubt the bill will gain enough traction since SARMs aren’t “scary” like kratom is (since idiots compare it to opiates)
Hey Jon.
I trust that lawsuit went well for you. Kick their asses, dude.
How viable do you think blogging is for the coming years? Do you think it’ll ever be too late to start?
Wall Street Playboys took a huge dump on the idea on their Twitter today. But then I thought of guys like you who are killing it.
I’ve got a bunch of great ideas for articles and I was trying to decide whether I should stick with that or go to YouTube. I planned on going to YouTube when my appearance was sharper anyhow.
Thank you, dude. I think it’s a great idea, to be honest, and am considering launching a course on how to do it. Keep in mind that 99% of Twitter is just people saying controversial shit to gain visibility. It’s true that blogging is harder now than it was like 15 years ago (obviously), but that’s the case with any business.
Typo in 3rd last paragraph “and that’s including the fact that I probably lost like 3-4 pounds of muscle.” Think you mean fat.
Either way great post!
How many times have you cycled RAD 140 now? And sarms in general?
Do you recommend taking a pct during a cycle or strictly after. Gonna be taking a test booster throughout regardless.
Whoops, just fixed it! Thanks man 🙂
I’d do a PCT after, I use Red PCT 2.0 – and I’ve been on RAD 140 twice now, SARMs three times as a whole.