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7 Dirty Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to Make Her Laugh

In our modern world of texting, dating applications, and social media, learning to get a girl’s attention FAST is a valuable skillset.

This is where dirty pick up lines come in. While they’re not always appropriate, using them on Tinder can work really well.

In fact, I’ve tested some of these lines on dating apps myself, and most of them work pretty damn well.

So, without further ado, here are my favorite dirty pickup lines.

 

Best Dirty Pickup Lines

Now, the question you’re all probably asking right now… why would you use these lines? Aren’t they stupid, corny, or cheesy?

Well, yeah. Obviously. Every pickup line is cheesy—and that’s the point. The whole idea behind these lines is they get a girl laughing, while screening for sexual interest.

In fact, if you want to get laid on Tinder, learning some of these lines can actually help you save a lot of time and energy.

A lot of lists out there have hundreds of these lines, but I’ve hand-picked some of the best ones (in my opinion) to make a girl laugh.

So, without further ado, here they are:

  1. Is your dad special needs? Because DAMN that ass is retarded!
  2. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone you need to examine.
  3. That dress looks great on you, but I think it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.
  4. Oh, you like yoga? Maybe you can show me how you do that downward dog tonight.
  5. Are you a doctor? Because I think you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
  6. Are you from Iraq? Because damn I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up.
  7. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because we should fuck.

These are, in my experience, some of the best pickup lines out there. Now let’s take a minute to talk about why they work.

 

Why Pickup Lines Work

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For all the guff that pickup lines get, they actually work fairly well… IF, you say them at the right time, and in the right place.

The thing to realize with pickup lines, is that they’re VERY hit or miss.

With pickup lines, and ESPECIALLY dirty pick up lines, a girl will either LOVE them and think you’re hilarious, or HATE them and think you’re creepy.

There’s very little in between here. So, keep this in mind. It might not be the best idea to use a pickup line like this on a coworker.

If you want to get laid fast, though? Pickup lines work very well, because they’re extremely polarizing to women.

In other words, rather than wasting hours texting back and forth, you get straight to the point and know if she’s sexually interested or not.

 

When to Use Pickup Lines

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As I said before, there’s a time and a place for everything. You probably don’t want to use these lines on girls you know or see every day.

The right place to use these lines, however, is when you will probably never see a girl again. This way, if she thinks you’re creepy, it doesn’t matter.

These pickup lines can be used very well on dating apps like Tinder and Bumble, and on girls you meet out from doing cold approach.

Aside from this however, there isn’t that much of a place for them. They’re high risk, high reward, so you want to use them sparingly.

 

3 Types of Pickup Lines

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Generally speaking, there’s a few different types of pickup lines. Each one has its own unique pros and cons, depending on the situation.

Here are the three types of pickup lines:

  1. Direct Pickup Lines
  2. Specific Pickup Lines
  3. Anti-Pickup lines

Most of these are fairly self-explanatory. Direct pickup lines are pretty obvious—they’re fucking DIRECT!

These are great if you just want to cut the crap and get right down to having great sex. Like I said though, they’re very high risk and high reward.

Specific pickup lines are where you play to a girl’s name, appearance, or something like that. They usually work better than general pickup lines.

Then, there’s the “anti-pickup line” which is a term I coined. These are lines that actually make fun of pickup lines, while you’re using one.

 

Direct Pickup Lines

The benefit of using a direct pickup line, is that you know right away whether she’s sexually interested or not.

You don’t need to read her IOI’s, you don’t need to go back and forth over text… you just use the line, and if she doesn’t respond, she’s not interested.

The drawback of a direct pickup line, especially a DIRTY one, is that she could potentially unmatch you and/or block your number.

This is why I advise you to use these carefully. When they work well, they work REALLY well. When they don’t, though, they fall flat on their face.

 

Specific Pickup Lines

The specific pickup line should be the bread and butter of your Tinder game, text game, and general pickup line usage.

These lines work well for a reason—they’re specific to a girl. Women get bombarded with pickup lines all the time, so this makes you stand out.

Usually, these lines play off of a girl’s name or her appearance. You can get pretty risque with these and play off her ethnicity, as well.

For example, whenever a girl is from the Middle East, I’ll typically use the pickup line about backing that ass up:

Damn girl, are you from Iraq? Because I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up.

This has both gotten me tons of quick lays, and tons of un-matches. That’s the nature of using controversial pickup lines.

When they hit, they hit a bulls eye. When they miss, they completely wreck any chance of a normal conversation after that.

 

Anti-Pickup Lines

These are the pickup lines that are interesting. They typically start with a typical cheesy pickup line, and then take a hard left turn.

In fact, I gave you one of them before:

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because we should fuck.

When most girls hear the first part of that line, they think you’re going to same some cheesy, lame ass PUA opener about how she’s an angel.

Then it takes a hard left turn, though. This unexpected element often makes girls burst out laughing, because it shows you’re unique and funny.

 

Conclusion

In summary, using pickup lines can be a great way to immediately tell if a girl is interested in you or not. They’re very polarizing.

This is ESPECIALLY true for dirty pickup lines. When they go well, they go VERY well. When they go bad, though? Say goodbye to her ever liking you.

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Aside from that, I hope you guys enjoyed the article. If you have any questions, let me know down below—and as always, I’ll see you next time!

Frequently Asked Questions
What Are Your Dirty or Goofy Pickup Lines on Apps Like eHarmony or Tinder?

For online dating applications, dirty pickup lines can be extremely helpful. If you can get the girl you match with laughing right off the bat, setting up the first date is extremely easy.

Favorite Dirty or Funny Pickup Lines?

That dress looks really nice on you, but it'd look a lot better on my floor, though.

What Are Your Most Dirty and Crude Funny Pickup Lines?

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Is your dad a special needs? Because damn, that ass is retarded.

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About the Author Jon Anthony

Jon Anthony is a world renowned dating coach and the founder of Masculine Development, a website specifically dedicated to helping men improve their personal, dating, and financial lives. After years of training men how to attract women, build muscle, and make more money, Jon created the "7 Strategies" program to help kickstart your journey to success. Jon firmly believes that every man should have control over his own life, and he created Masculine Development to share his passion with men who want success in all areas.

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