If you want to hookup with girls on Bumble, then this will be the last guide you need—I do not speak lightly when I say this, gentlemen.
I’ve been an avid user of online dating over the past five years, and I’ve cracked the code… systematized the process, so that you don’t have to.
In this article, I will present you with the exact A-Z process I used to get 7 new numbers in just 24 hours, and 3 lays in just 1 week from Bumble.
So, sit back, relax, and get ready for the ultimate Bumble hookup guide.
The process that we’re going to use to get laid on Bumble will be similar to my Tinder hookup process—with one absolutely critical difference.
On Bumble, the girls message you first. This makes it an incredibly unique dating app, where for once, the woman has to take the initiation.
We’ll talk about how this changes the dating dynamic and also makes it easier to get laid on Bumble, but for now, here’s the plan.
There’s basically 4 steps to get laid on Bumble:
Each of these steps is far more complicated than you think, but I’m going to explain the nuances for each step, so you can get laid in no time.
This is BY FAR the most important step to get laid on Bumble, and unfortunately, it’s the step that guys fucking IGNORE the most!
Take a look at the image above—those are some pictures from my actual Bumble profile. Imagine what a girl would think as she sees that.
Immediately, I’m with another pretty girl—so that makes her feel safe (it shows I’m not a serial killer). I’m also jacked, and might even be a DJ.
Having a good profile on Bumble (or any dating app) is more important than ANYTHING else—you will NOT get laid with a bad profile.
Your profile should communicate three things:
I know, I know—it’s fucking shallow, but who cares? Women judge men on dating apps for looks, money, and status, just like we judge them, too.
Now, let’s get a bit more in-depth and talk about how to design the perfect profile for Bumble, so you can start hooking up with girls.
If you want to get laid on Bumble, this is the most important step—you need a profile that makes women want to sleep with you based on looks.
Go read my Looksmaxing Guide and apply that advice—even if you don’t think you’re attractive, it will help you make the most of what you’ve got.
You want your profile to make girls stop and think “wow, he’s hot”—because otherwise you’re just another fish in an endless sea of more fish.
If you’re jacked, have some pictures showing that off, too. Girls literally open me talking about how jacked I am (see the screenshots for proof).
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Female hypergamy dictates that women are attracted to “high status” men, or in other words, men at the top of the social hierarchy.
So, how does one convey this? Several ways:
I aim to have at least one “high status” picture in my Bumble profile, like me in a suit and tie at a conference event, or something of that nature.
This shows girls that you’re ambitious, have drive, and have potential—and even if she only wants to hookup, it’s still attractive to women.
Now, you have to be careful with this one—while most women do like men who have a bit of cash, you don’t want to attract a gold digger.
If you’re just looking for hookups on Bumble though, then by all means, flex as much cash as possible (without coming off as a fuck boy).
This doesn’t mean to have profile pictures with you holding up cash like a gangster—just having a nice car, or showing you traveling is good.
Now, this may confuse some guys, because in my Tinder guide, I said to swipe right on EVERYONE—this is not the case with Bumble.
With Bumble, you’ll match with less women, but all of the matches you get will be higher quality matches, so you want to screen them hard.
Don’t spend too long looking at each profile, though. With online dating apps, the name of the game is speed, so remember that.
You should be able to swipe through 100 profiles in under 2-3 minutes, and the filter settings that Bumble has will help with this even more.
The thing that makes Bumble so unique when compared to other online dating apps, is that with this one, women open YOU first.
This is why Bumble hookups are often times higher quality, because the frame is “she has to put in some work” right from the start.
99% of guys fuck up their odds of getting a hookup from bumble in between her opening you, and you getting her number—so this is key.
The biggest thing here is if you did the work with your PROFILE, and made yourself look attractive, everything else will fall into place.
I mean, look at these conversations for Christ’s sake. Girls literally open me complimenting me on my muscles. Do you see how easy that is?
I’m telling you guys, do my Body of an Alpha Routine, post some pictures of you being jacked, and you’ll slay more pussy than a cat murderer.
If you’re on Bumble for dating, then good for you—but if you’re trying to just hookup with a ton of hot women, then you want to do it ASAP.
Girls can sense if you’re a beta orbiter who she can just string along on a bunch of dates before she sleeps with you (if she does at all).
So, you want to try to fuck on the first date. If she doesn’t want to, then obviously that’s fine, but you should at least shoot your shot for it.
I usually invite a girl over to “watch Netflix,” or to “hang out,” because even the dumbest of girls knows this means we’ll probably hookup.
Once you’re both hanging out, it’s only a matter of looking for indicators of interest, escalating, and learning how to kiss a girl smoothly.
The first thing here with Bumble, is that just like Tinder and all other dating apps, if you want to match with girls, your PROFILE must be good.
Again, I know this is shallow—but your matches have nothing else to judge you on, aside from this. We judge them on their profiles, right?
Once you have a good profile, everything else falls into place. From here it’s a matter of simply being smooth, and taking each match seriously.
With Tinder, it’s much more of a numbers game. Now, don’t get me wrong, getting hookups on Bumble is, too—just not as much as Tinder.
This guide to bumble hookups will absolutely get you laid with tons of hot women if you’re willing to apply the advice and put in the work.
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Anyways, if you have any questions about how to hookup on Bumble, just let me know down below—happy hunting, and I’ll see you next time!
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